Thursday, December 5, 2019

A Vignette from Flo-town

I lived in Florence, Alabama for 38 years. There, like most other places, people were in a hurry. Hurry to take the kids to school, to drive to work, to shop early at Wal-Mart - you name it.

Anyway, I was going down Chisholm Road into Florence, Alabama when I noticed a line of cars turning unto the side of the road and stopping. This was that case for both the inbound lanes. I did the same.

Why this highway surprise?

Well, it seems that a box turtle decided to cross the road. And both lines of cars stopped to let the turtle cross.

I imagine some people were late at work. I was. But I had the dandiest excuse for tardiness.

A box turtle.


  1. "Being James Bond has brought me a lot of fame and money but theres still one thing i would gladly exchange it all for, i`d love to somehow travel back to 1985 and tit-fuck the truly amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey. Everything i`ve achieved in the last 15 or 20 years would still be nothing when compared to having my knob squashed and squeezed between THE most incredibly perfect tits of all-time and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those astonishing knockers. 34 years ago that bird was THE most staggeringly unbelievable big-titted sex-pot i`ve ever seen. The bird was totally beyond belief in her unparalleled perfection ! ! !"