Now I'm not particularly religious, but sometimes people should pray, whether you get down on your knees, or use a prayer cloth, or a prayer wheel. Here is a prayer for one of those occasions:
"Dear Lord, don't let me be an asshole today. I have those proclivities, having come from a long line of people with said quality. My wife does not need the aggrivation, my children need a better example, and my friends and neighbors have enough crap to put up with and don't need an extra ration from me. And if I act a bit like an asshole, smite me lightly, or at least give me a case of the runs. Amen."
Seriously, a big problem in our country is rampant, unfettered assholedom. A little humility, a little discretion, and a whopping lot of consideration for others is needed.
And, in honor of all assholes, here's Paulina Sinaga with a song just for you:
