The love child living next door has spent practically the whole day pressure-cleaning his driveway! Now I know that a little noise is going to happen with grass cutting or trimming, but this is totally excessive.
He should take up a nice hobby, like birdwatching or photography or cat-herding or even masturbation; just so he doesn't inflict himself on his neighbors! It seems that a six-hour concerto is enough.
Right now, I'm listening to Mozart while wearing earplugs.
I think after he's done, I'll play some t.a.t.u. on the porch; or maybe non-stop football songs.
"Cheer, cheer for old F***ing Notre Dame," Hail to the Victors," "Buckle Down Winsocki."
Or maybe just take Fred for a long walk.
Sounds like you're having a bad day
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that has a neighbor who likes to leaf blow for six hours with an electric leaf blower every weekend.
ReplyDeletePeople generate too much surplus noise. It makes weekends less than pleasant.
ReplyDeleteYou should give him a does of his own medicine.
ReplyDeletei do not envy you...
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