First, the map:
What is going on here?
I've recently become aware that there are University of Alabama garden gnomes with the goofy A monogram on their hats (Google THAT, unbelieving infidel!), but why is this lapse in taste so widespread? At least we should be fortunate that it hasn't crept into Lauderdale or Colbert Counties.
And what is in the water in Shelby County?
But who knows? What may be going on in the wilds by Waterloo or south of Cherokee?
I hope this intrigues you as much as it did me.