Sunday, April 1, 2012

Odd Book Titles

As we meander into the Spring, thoughts of readers naturally trend toward finding something offbeat yet uplifting to read.  Here are some that have in recent years been reckoned as among the oddest book titles.These are real book titles.  No April Fool joke is involved.

Estonian Sock Patterns All Over the World 
A Taxonomy of Office Chairs
Cooking with Poo
The Great Singapore Penis Panic
Mr. Andoh's Pennine Diary: Memoirs of a Japanese Chicken Sexer in 1935 Hebden Bridge
After the Orgy
Archaeology in the American Bottom.
The Anger of Aubergines
Celtic Sex Magic

Better Never to Have Been
Bombproof Your Horse
Living with Crazy Buttocks
Confessions of a Pagan Nun
Coyotes I Have Known
Fabulous Small Jews
God Makes Sex Great!
Fancy Coffins You Can Make Yourself
The History of Concrete
How to Shit in the Woods

Italian Without Words
The Aesthetics of the Japanese Lunchbox
The Joy of Chicken
Knitting in the Fast Lane
People Who Don't Know They're Dead
The Book of Marmalade
Rats for Those Who Care
Reading Toes
Reusing Old Graves
The Sexual Politics of Meat

Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan
Teabag Folding
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
Bacon: A Love Story
I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears
Is the Rectum a Grave?
The Quotable Douchebag
A Tortilla Is Like Life
Schoolgirl Milky Crisis
Mickey Mouse, Hitler, and Nazi Germany

Afterthoughts of a Worm Hunter
A Century of Sand Dredging in the Bristol Channel
Scouts in Bondage
The Making of a Moron
How to Make Love While Conscious

Underwater Acoustics Handbook 

Superfluous Hair and Its Removal 
The Devil's Cloth: A History of Stripes
How to Be a Pope: What to Do and Where to Go Once You're in the Vatican

Lightweight Sandwich Construction


  1. 'Bacon: A Love Story'

    This must been a true masterpiece.

  2. 'must been?' I must been feeling really more good.