Sunday, January 9, 2011

In Which I Inadvertently Praise an Alabama Town

Years ago, while traveling in Baldwin County, I asked for directions.

I asked a clerk in a convenience store "Which way is it to Faire Minette."

She said, "It's thataway.  And she ain't that purty."

I'm glad she didn't know French.

[Faire minette is French slang for cunnilingus.]

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