It is surely the winter of our discontent that nowhere in northern Alabama is their a decent barbecue restaurant, since the demise of Dreamland.
I know there are some barbecue places, but not up to the grade. There was a nice one on 2nd street in Muscle Shoals years ago, and then Dreamland; but the rest have been pale imitations of the real deal.
And for some, they put that mayonnaise-based white CRAP on their sandwiches. And they shred, not pull! That, in my opinion, is as big a sin as stirring martinis.
Not that I go in for such a pretentious drink; only that is James Bond's way. And the original James Bond (Sean Connerly) was cool!
It is written in the Book of Bubba (6, 22-24): "thou shalt not defile your stomach by eating roadkill, nor eat of the products of mayonnaise."
Christ, get it right!
Christ, get it right!