There was a story of an Air Force pilot who habitually carried a small bottle of gin and vermouth, a jar of olives, a mixing spoon, and a large metal cup in his survival kit.
His co-pilot asked him, "How would making a Martini aid him in survival?"
The pilot's response was pretty straightforward: "If I ever crash and get lost in the jungle, I'll just sit down and start to make a Martini. If figure that if I were to do that, then someone will come out of the bush and say, 'That's no way to make a Martini.'"
Martini drinkers are typically opinionated on how to make one. They are hard to please.
His co-pilot asked him, "How would making a Martini aid him in survival?"
The pilot's response was pretty straightforward: "If I ever crash and get lost in the jungle, I'll just sit down and start to make a Martini. If figure that if I were to do that, then someone will come out of the bush and say, 'That's no way to make a Martini.'"
Martini drinkers are typically opinionated on how to make one. They are hard to please.
I'll drink to that! Happy New Year, Duckbutt!
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