The Coronavirus Song

I have a sick sense of humor, I guess.

The Coronavirus Song:

A Vignette from Flo-town

I lived in Florence, Alabama for 38 years. There, like most other places, people were in a hurry. Hurry to take the kids to school, to drive to work, to shop early at Wal-Mart - you name it.

Anyway, I was going down Chisholm Road into Florence, Alabama when I noticed a line of cars turning unto the side of the road and stopping. This was that case for both the inbound lanes. I did the same.

Why this highway surprise?

Well, it seems that a box turtle decided to cross the road. And both lines of cars stopped to let the turtle cross.

I imagine some people were late at work. I was. But I had the dandiest excuse for tardiness.

A box turtle.

International Arrivals, According to the New Yorker

Gen.Winfield Scott's Horse's Dildo

This is too amazing for words. Apparently a sculptor made Winfield Scott's horse a mare. For the heroic touch, this called for a charger!

Your opinions, please!

https://www.al.com/news/2019/04/the-strange-story-of-how-a-statue-of-a-generals-horse-changed-gender.html

Moses Receives Some Tablets

Journalism in 2019

Like the other New York papers, the New York Post is a class act:

Butterflies